Except it's not really an FAQ... in fact, the reason I'm making this post is that I don't know what you all want to know about me, but I'm really keen for you to find those answers.
So, folks, ask me some questions. Either stuff that you're really keen to know the answer to, or stuff that just pops into your head.
Also: I currently have two filters that I'm working on. "Queer rage", for exactly what it sounds like, and "TMI", because I like to talk about my sex life too much. If you want in either, please let me know.